Floating Liver Syndrome 

A serious illness of the rectal cavity that occurs after being gang-raped by the football team at school, where you lose feeling in your rectum. They then proceed to 'freak' inside you, flooding your innards.

"I'm sorry Mrs.Smith, the doctor tried everything he could to to repair your poor sons rectum, but Floating Liver Syndrome is irreversible. On a high note, the football team is on its way to the Championship.

Floating Liver Syndrome by TheDragonReborn January 1, 2011

Lifer Sweater 

A garment more utilitarian than fashionable, the Lifer Sweater is a sweater that long-term employees keep on the back of their chairs so that they can adapt to the office thermostat. This sweater, often in a neutral color, doesn't leave the office. Evern. Once an employee brings such a garment to work, it is safe to assume that the owner isn't planning on going anywhere.

"I hear Joe is looking for another job."

"Joe? No way--he's got a Lifer Sweater!"

Lifer Sweater by ardenm December 21, 2009

Liver shivers 

When your body shivers with disgust immediately after consuming (or watching someone consume) some form of alcohol, usually liquor.

Bruh I just got the liver shivers watching you chug that tequila.

Liver shivers by terlizepam June 20, 2017

liver searcher

One whos penis is so large that it penetrates past the vagina and into the liver.

Bedster told me that his dick is so large that it is a liver searcher. I then replied with "yes mon."

liver searcher by kill21345 October 11, 2005

lucky lager shirley

When you take a girl in an outhouse, and you fuck her doggy style, so her hands are on the toilet. Right before you cum, pound your 40 of lucky lager and smash the emptly bottle over her head and push her in.

I gave Jake's mom a lucky lager shirley last night...

lucky lager shirley by Max Taylor January 18, 2008

Liver Skittles 

The gusher like candy your woman produces during menstruation

Amanda those were some good liver skittles last night . I have at last tasted the rainbow

Liver Skittles by OlGeorgeJefferson January 12, 2020

Limer Slimer 

The act of chewing up an entire lime without swallowing it, then giving a blow job with the chewed up lime inside the mouth.

How did it go with Courtney last night? Did you smash?

Man, she gave me the limer slimer!

Limer Slimer by Vocal chords for the day I was June 2, 2019