lert

the unecessary use of question marks.

dumb prep: haha cool? ok?
awsome kid: you just totally lerted, you dumb fuck.
dumb prep: would it be cool if i knew what that meant? yo?

lert by a_to_the_lley June 25, 2006

lert

shorthand for 'see ya later'.

"I've gotta go - Lert!"

"Ok, then, see ya lert."

lert by heyman8 June 3, 2009

Lert

referring to a $1 bill; usually said in the projects.

Hey Jake, You got a lert i could borrow?

Lert by D-Money18 March 20, 2009

lert

big stank...thats all

everytime i fart it smells like lert

lert by Corebore13 January 12, 2008

Lert

Lert, meaning “let’s go” in a non enthusiastic tone.

Person One:“We won the game!”
Person Two:“Lert.”
Person One:“Wow, thanks for the enthusiasm.”

Lert by Echox April 16, 2025

pee-lert

A warning to friends that the video, song, photo, or writing being linked to is so funny that it may cause one to piss oneself.

A portmanteau of 'pee' and 'alert.'

FUNNY PEE-LERT!
Do not watch the following video if you have a bladder control problem. Disregarding this warning may result in wet pants and all your friends pointing and laughing at you.

pee-lert by MacKay October 27, 2008

Lertonipode 

1. The pieces of cereal that get stuck outside of the bag, but inside of the cardboard box, and then get stale and then you have to recycle them even though you know you’re not supposed to recycle cereal.
2. Exclamation of surprise or disgust (often used in plural form)
3. Someone who is not wanted, ruins things, or gets in the way

I had so many lertonipodes in my cereal box this morning!!

Lertonipode by peanutbuttercorn April 24, 2015