shit lasso 

The art of shitting in a sock then spinning it above your head like a lasso. It can also be implied with an empty spinning hand.

I was at a meeting the other day that went on and on, to the point I had to simulate a shit lasso. That shut up the MD.

shit lasso by amscray August 12, 2011

semen lasso 

When you are so dehydrated that you have to physically pull your load out of your dick like a rope

Bro, I almost choked that chick with my semen lasso.

semen lasso by Kalmia22 June 3, 2017

stink lasso 

(n) to silently release a fart when having a conversation with a friend, co-worker or person. Once the fart has been completely released, the farter must then abruptly end the converstation by alerting the fartee by stating, "I just stink lasso'd you".

Greg: Listen to this, I was downtown last night with my girlfriend. I ran into Tiger Woods and he---
Tim: I just stink lasso'd you <walks away>

stink lasso by Daniel San April 9, 2006

saucy lass 

A young woman or girl with a sassy attitude

Person: 'Ellerie is quite the saucy lass'

Another person: "You saucy lass, you!" *waves pipe*

saucy lass by spiffy lad December 2, 2009

some lass 

if a girl says something funny or cringey or you just dont know what to say back to a message or in real life , you say some lass

"i ran away from the police last night" "some lass you like"

some lass by Massive Chopper December 6, 2017

salty lassi 

An indian drink, akin to a milkshake but with yogourt, served chilled. However, the salty lassi is mixed with semen, to provide a much saltier taste, making the drink all that better. Usually, the semen is fresh from the lassi maker to provide maximum flavour and enjoyment.

Man, I ordered a lassi, but this one tastes salty. I hope our waiter didn't make it a salty lassi for us...

salty lassi by Indian Waiter July 4, 2006

Skip-lass 

Verb: to skip a class

Tomorrow i'm going to skip-lass because i'm tired

Skip-lass by Oxford1111 August 13, 2018