Markinism

To be extremely well organised and productive.

I hereby perform markinism and cross the desert to fetch you water for your tribe.

Markinism by stevenson gray January 30, 2008

Larkinson's Disease 

Someone who has Larkinson's Disease is a compulsive talker, and has trouble staying quiet. Also, less often, someone who asks too many questions related to drugs.

John: "MAN, Joe just won't SHUT UP!"
Bob: "Yeah, I'm afraid he has Larkinson's Disease."

Larkinson's Disease by L.E. Lykes Kok April 14, 2006

larrilism 

This is a statement which is partially true, stated with conviction, and which may initially seem correct to other people, but the statement is off the mark in some way. It is named after Larry Ray Richardson who is prone to such statements when he talks of things outside of his area of expertise (business).

As Larry said today (10 April 2004) when talking of how a man can metaphorically sell his own brother for profit, "It's like the story of David in the Bible." He meant the story of Joseph.

larrilism by Gregory V. Richardson April 10, 2004

larriismylife

larriismylife is my instagram username

Person 1:Omg look at thiss account on insta
Person 2:thats larriismylife

larriismylife by My pussy crack August 28, 2018

Larkings

A family name deriving from an old English folk tale of a skinny man enriched with power and glory despite his stature. The name Larkings has common association with success and empowerment.

DeShawn: I hate being a James, I wish I was a Larkings

Larkings by Yesman July 18, 2021

Larsenism 

The hope of creating a successful nation that's strong + united under a collective leadership and also that is unified by many other ideologies, putting it as a amalgamation of ideologies within the server since it already made so much problems in the past. Using an Anarchist-Authority styled idea that gives freedom to the people under a lenient dictatorship that gives enough warnings. A strong militarist idea that lets the people know they're fighting for a purpose to get rid of any unethical & dishonorable idea that gives immorality another meaning.

W. Keitel - LARSENISM?! use keitelism, we give an immoral idea to all of our members.

A. Larsenticus - KEITELISM?! Larsenism gives a better hope than Keitelism, plus more freedom than all.

Larsenism by A.Larsenticus August 16, 2022

Lainism 

Lainism encapsulates a subcultural phenomenon observed in specific online communities, predominantly within the realm of Serial Experiments Lain (SEL) anime and associated media. This subculture is characterized by a multifaceted dynamic that involves narrative exploitation, voyeuristic inclinations, and a peculiar fascination with pushing fictional characters, notably the central figure Lain Iwakura, to emotional or psychological extremes. Notably, Lainism is marked by an intersection with the Christian sacramentalization of abuse, where the deliberate torment or suffering of characters is ritualized and, at times, celebrated within the fanbase. Additionally, the abyss of lolicon, a dark and controversial aspect of fandom that sexualizes child-like figures, finds an unsettling presence within the Lainist subculture, contributing to the complex tapestry of this online phenomenon. Rooted in the anonymity of online participants and the blurred boundaries between fictional narratives and real-world ethical considerations, Lainism unfolds as a distinctive subcultural engagement, intertwining creativity, psychological exploration, and the more disconcerting elements of fandom culture.

(chat export from the cult of Lainism):
anon1: "I love and respect Lain. We are her friends. :)"

anon2: "Lain is holy, I love her in a totally not weird way."
anon3: "She will save us, She will lead us Our Omnissaiah!"
anon2: "Lain is a goddess. I listen to goreshit btw!"
anon3: "So you're into the acoustic?"
anon2: "haha yes the artistic!"
anon4: "Lain is autismic"
anon3: "LET'S ALL LOVE LAIN!!!"
anon1: "Hehe we already do. :)"
anon4: "Lain is god and god is gay."
anon7: "I don't get it."
anon6: "And you don't seem to understand"

Lainism by theblindolm December 23, 2023