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Great Lakes Brewing Company 

I had a Great Lakes Brewing Company beer yesterday with my coworker.

My dad drinks beer from the Great Lakes Brewing Company

Great Lakes Barbie 

A midwest hottie.

Tall, Blonde Michigan or Ohio girl.
I've got a date with a Great Lakes Barbie tonight.
Great Lakes Barbie by Mrs. Meow March 30, 2010

Landeskoging

Similar to Tebowing, Landeskoging was made popular by the Colorado Avalanche's forward Gabriel Landeskog. After scoring the game-winning goal on March 12, 2012 against the Anaheim Ducks, he dropped to his knees, then went face first onto the ice, with his legs bent, and his fists clenched near his ears. Replicating this position is known as Landeskoging.
Kris: Dude! Did you see Landeskog's sick goal last night?
Joe: Yeah! I got so excited I started Landeskoging in the middle of the street!

Lankerslime 

Also known as Lankershim Boulevard; a busy Los Angeles thoroughfare. It begins near Universal Studios, forces drivers to make dangerous and confusing oblique and obtuse turns as it snakes in a northwesterly fashion through North Hollywood, then ends unceremoniously in a nondescript ghetto somewhere in the northeast quadrant of the San Fernando Valley. Lankerslum, Lankerscum and Lankerslime may be used interchangeably.
Traffic looks heavy on the 101, so I'm going to exit at Lankerslime and take the surface streets to your house.
Lankerslime by Flossy Spacek September 18, 2009
A beautiful girl who is very very cute and very very pretty. She is very sweet. A Lanessa will always be there for you if you need her. Lanessa always know’s how to cheer you up if your sad. Lanessa is also very smart. Something A Lanessa will never admit is how perfect she is. If you ever meet a Lanessa, make sure to take care of her and cherish her forever. She is a true treasure.
“Oh.. is that Lanessa? I really wish I was dating her.. too bad she’s taken.”
Lanessa by GriffinYEET December 12, 2019

Twin Lakes 

The dirty. Known as the meeting place of the world's population, the middle-ground of everything. Nobody that lives here wants to stay here. The population income is extremely diverse, ranging anywhere from people that are living off food stamps to people who make millions. There are two lakes, Mary & Elizabeth, hence the name Twin Lakes. There is a small gang population known as the Twin Lakes Snakes. They ride around on bikes and/or drive hopped up cars. They are known due to the fact that they post out in front of the laundry mat across from Subway. There's an old man that drives an orange Lotus Exige that has it etched into his brain that he owns the streets. The town consists of two gas stations, four banks, and the all wonderful grocery store Sentry Goods. In the summer time, a large amount of Illinois douche bags like to drive up to their summer homes on our lakes. Fortunately, there is an upside, and the local police are only on the look-out for cars with Illinois plates which makes it nearly impossible for a resident of Twin Lakes to get pulled over. You're a local if you go to the gas station, and the attendant there is someone you went to high school with. It would seem as though we have more bars than we do people, but I assure you that is a misconception. Population: ~5500. But 20 bars within a 5 mile radius can do more than accommodate us. Beer consumption is unparalleled.
Twin Lakes Teenager: "Twin Lakes is such a shit hole, I can't wait to get out of here."

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Illinois Driver: "Let's go to Twin Lakes to our summer home and get pulled over!"

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New resident: "I hope moving to the town of Twin Lakes was a good idea. I want our son to have a great future."

Current Resident: "If that's what you were set out to do, you made the biggest mistake of your lives."