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Freeloading off your parents money to buy gasoline + drive while living in their basement + talkin smack on the internet
king shit by Justboughtacondo February 10, 2022
King Shit of Turd Mountain
Someone who believes that they are at the top of the pecking order, when in reality, they aren't, and the pecking order they think they're top of is also shit.
King Shit of Turd Mountain by P.S. Taker July 24, 2011
King Shit of Fuck Mountain
An ironic, white collar phrase best used at the most inappropriate time possible to emphasize how effective you are at beating the corporate bureaucracy. Will simultaneously impress and threaten your fellow coworkers, be they management consultants, lawyers, or investment bankers.
Setting: Office war room on the eve of a major consulting client presentation.
White guy one: Does that discounted cash flow model have a macro coded for…
White guy two: Does it have a macro? Are you fucking kidding me?!? I am King Shit of Fuck Mountain. That Excel spreadsheet would suck my cock at the stroke of a key if I told it to. It’s got a macro for your mom for Christ sake!
White guy one: Does that discounted cash flow model have a macro coded for…
White guy two: Does it have a macro? Are you fucking kidding me?!? I am King Shit of Fuck Mountain. That Excel spreadsheet would suck my cock at the stroke of a key if I told it to. It’s got a macro for your mom for Christ sake!
King Shit of Fuck Mountain by gelf February 20, 2009
King Shit of Fuck Mountain
noun
1. a: when describing one's self, it is the highest ranking preeminent position over the tallest mountain known to mankind, Fuck Mountain. It certifies one's status and/or authority as being top notch and above all others.
b. when describing another individual, it is a derogatory term to describe the highest ranking preeminent position over a worthless imaginary mountain that no one else gives a fuck about except said individual, Fuck Mountain. It certifies said individual's status and/or authority as being pompous, somewhat obnoxious, and disingenuous.
1. a: when describing one's self, it is the highest ranking preeminent position over the tallest mountain known to mankind, Fuck Mountain. It certifies one's status and/or authority as being top notch and above all others.
b. when describing another individual, it is a derogatory term to describe the highest ranking preeminent position over a worthless imaginary mountain that no one else gives a fuck about except said individual, Fuck Mountain. It certifies said individual's status and/or authority as being pompous, somewhat obnoxious, and disingenuous.
EXAMPLE A:
Carl: "Dude, you play disc golf like a fagbot."
Roy: "You can't talk to me like that; I'm King Shit of Fuck Mountain."
EXAMPLE B:
Henry: "I just demolished this lame at air hockey, like a sir."
Merle: "Eat a bag of gorilla dicks; no one cares, King Shit of Fuck Mountain."
Carl: "Dude, you play disc golf like a fagbot."
Roy: "You can't talk to me like that; I'm King Shit of Fuck Mountain."
EXAMPLE B:
Henry: "I just demolished this lame at air hockey, like a sir."
Merle: "Eat a bag of gorilla dicks; no one cares, King Shit of Fuck Mountain."
King Shit of Fuck Mountain by HONKYSAUCE September 9, 2013
King shit of fuck mountain
King shit of fuck mountain by HarryCaStle July 4, 2016
king shit of terd island
A statement made to or about an individual who thinks highly of themselves and has delusions of grandeur.
Since Ron became supervisor I don't know what has come over him. He has been acting like king shit of terd island when he makes a decision. I'm really beginning to find it irritating.
egotistical self-importance
egotistical self-importance
king shit of terd island by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015