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Johnny C. Dude 

Johnny C. Dude, a chef in the Orient and Johnny B. Goode's distant cousin (a Chuck Berry tune)

Verse 1
Deep down in East Asia close to COVID-19s

Way back up in the hoods, far from New Orleans
There stood a kitchen whose food tasted so good
Where made dishes a chef named Johnny C. Dude
Who never ever learned to read recipes so well
But for dogs he was the devil straight outta hell

Chorus
Go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Johnny Chink Dude

Verse 2
He used to hang around by the railroad tracks
Carrying knives, a saw and his sharp axe

Oh, the engineers would see him sitting on the hills
Observing railsides to harvest railroad kills
Gourmet people passing by would stop and say:
"Oh my, dat chef boi can cook tho' he's so gay"

Chorus
Solo

Verse 3
Mother told 'im: "You'll be kinda Gordon Ramsay man
Whose cronies are shit and you are the fan
Hungry people coming from miles around
To eat your bats, cats or the foxhound
Your commercial will be on the Michelin site"

Saying: "C'mon man, have a big bite!"

Chorus
"Let's go eat at that Johnny C. Dude's Chinese restaurant."
"Hell no! My dog could offend his mind if he found out."

Johnny Seo 

a member of Korean Boyband, NCT. Debuted in NCT 127 (Limitless). Rapper, DJ, Radio DJ, 'parrot' Comedian, and NCT's daddy. He's from Chicago, and being there until high school.

Stan him, and you'll be surprised every single day.
Johnny Seo is a flirting genius, so be aware of him
Johnny Seo by Cass_Tzen November 22, 2017

Johnny Orlando 

A loving boy who cares for his fans. He does not deserve any hate. He perfect. He’s a kind kid. He cares for people. He’s just a dream boy. Like u should want him as your boyfriend. He’s just an all around amazing person.
What he said he loved her and cared for her”

“Guess he’s being a Johnny Orlando

Johnny Orlando 

the cutest and most talented human ever , HE IS THE DEFINITION OF PERFECT , every girl wants him as their boyfriend

johnny suh 

the most dilf person you'll ever seen. He is strong but could be the cutest fluffy man from time to time. Sometime you just get scared of him but sometime you just kinda wanna squish him . But be aware of what's inside his shirt (im talking about his abs) . He might kill you.
johnny suh by anonymous December 8, 2020

johnny seo 

johnny is my son. i left him at costco. please help me find him
i lost my son where is he johnny seo where are y
johnny seo by wayvs March 20, 2019