Jamesio

One who surpasses the sexiness of one 'Fabio' and adds the suffix 'io' to the end of their name. It has been known that only people with the name 'James' can do this.

Female usage: You're so sexy Jamesio!

Male usage: I wish I was as sexy as Jamesio!

Jamesio by JimE Ray January 24, 2005

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Jamesio

The personification of what is known as "yum yum snookums." Jamesio is known to prowl around forums starting with "Insomniac" and ending with "ames," looking for noobs to pwn. It is believed by many specialists to be the result of both inherent awesomness and rhyme. "Jamesio" stems from his name, James, and adding on "io" to make it even more awesome, thus leading to the rhyme of "ames." As stated before, he is drawn to foums ending in "ames," coincidentally the last letters of his name. Whether or not the inverted order of words is purposeful or if this theory is shit is still unknown. Another theory suggests that Jamesio may be part of what is known as "the 9 conspiracy," being part of the "ames" rhyme, and et cetera.

James + ames = 9 letters. Io + awesome = 9 letters. Insomniac = 9 letters. It all fits. Fuck you, Jamesio's just that cool.

As a final note, 9 times nine is 81, which when divided by 9 = 9! Now you believe me, don'tcha!?

I wish I could have a little more Jamesio in my life. Then I could stab him in the fucking face, that sexy nacho of a bitch.

Jamesio by aabattery May 17, 2006