ironing board 

an insult to a woman with no breasts

whatever u say ironing board chest!
flat as an ironing board

ironing board by devilboy December 2, 2004

ironing board 

a) lethal injection gurney at the death house of the local prison

b) the operating table of the O.R. of the local hospital.

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, for his his crimes at the Boston Marathon of 2013, deserves to be either Mussolini-strung or to die-without his Miranda Rights being read to him- on the ironing board at Fort Leavensworth, Kansas, where they send all people in The United States who are convicted, and sentenced to death for, a capital Federal crime.

ironing board by Uncle Dimma September 13, 2013

ironing board 

used by African american booty aficionados to describe the lack of discernible rump contours of most caucasian women.

"Dat white girl's ass is flatter den a' ironing board."

ironing board by Fat Hal April 26, 2005

ironing your cookie 

A euphamism for "gettin' your groove on". This can mean either on your own..or with a friend ;).

"Chou is ironing her cookie."

ironing your cookie by theluggage October 18, 2004

Ironing the flaps 

Sucking on pussy lips so hard the wrinkles come out.

Met a girl at the bar and we went to her place and i was ironing the flaps for her.

Ironing the flaps by Rylund Guy August 7, 2020

Ironing The Pants 

sex

"The pants are already ironed boy"
"The pants are being ironed"

"aye fam wyd?"
"ironing the pants, hol up"

Ironing The Pants by JasperTheGoat June 2, 2016

Ironing Board 

When a male folds himself in half while master bating to attempt to shoot his semen on his own face.

My neck and hamstrings are sore, I tried performing a ironing board last night!

Ironing Board by Roardawg August 3, 2017