i own a horse 

A lie from a liar.

An effective way to get someone in a chat room(Omegle, Chatroullete, etc.) to leave.

(Omegle conversation)

Stranger: hey asl???
You: I own a horse.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i own a horse by gogogogomaniac January 17, 2011

I own a horse 

A very exquisite and effective way to ward off sexual predators or disgusting people, used on the internet, more specifically on omegle.

(on omegle)
A:"asl"
B:"I own a horse."
A:*disconnects from the chat*

(random shady chatroom)
A: I want to cyber with you regardless of your age and I won't leave you alone.
B: I own a horse.
A:*A leaves chat room*

I own a horse by AlexTheMedicore January 7, 2011

I Own A Timber Company? 

Expression showing ignorance of one's personal finances. Occurs when one's income or wealth is so great, he/she forgets about the sources.

George W. Bush: "I own a timber comany? That's news to me!"

I Own A Timber Company? by Ibuprofane October 11, 2004

I Own My Balls 

The antithesis to men who are pussy-whipped by women, and give in to everything a woman wants.

I get aggravated when I see I man cave to a woman's manipulating just because she has what he desires. Most men act as if that woman is the last one on earth, so, they will acquiesce to their demands.

The women I have been with learn not to demand from me because they know I own my balls.

A good time to use this is when one of your buddies won't hang with the crew because his woman wants him for something else, or simply won't let him. Tell him to get his balls back because she owns them right now.

I Own My Balls by Joe Cicalese October 31, 2007

I own this piece of meat 

The expression "I own this piece of meat" is used to describe the event of when a male lets others know in no uncertain terms that a female "belongs" to him.
Most instances are when the male feels threatened in some way by another male's presence, and so publicly gropes/manhandles his female partner to establish ownership.
This condition, stemming from low self-esteem, sexual inadequacy and physical inferiority, is often a manifestation of "small man syndrome".

When you meet a couple on the street, and there is little or no physical contact between the male and female. Immediately after the male sees you seeing them, he puts his arm around his girlfriend's neck or gropes her bum, and looks directly at you whilst doing said actions.
Inn this instance one can imagine the offender saying "I own this piece of meat". Saying this or similar manifests the attitude responsible for the actions.

I own this piece of meat by ArtoDelFunko March 29, 2009

I own 20 thousand lethal weapons 

A phrase used to tell someone that they own 20 thousand lethal weapons.

joe: "hey i own 20 thousand lethal weapons"
bob: "cool"
*20 thousand f-15 fighter jets appear behind joe*
bob: "what the fuck"

I own 20 thousand lethal weapons by fishisreallycool September 14, 2023

I'own Nou 

The death of me.
The last thing a person says about how they will make it, before they commit suicide.

P.1- Are you okay?

P.2- I'own nou....

(Later dies alone.)

I'own Nou by Turnt Reynolds April 6, 2021