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A “hot pot” is when you fart in a pot and then cover it with another pot or lid to trap the hot air inside, preferably after eating spicy food to make it seem hotter. You cannot just use a regular fart because the 98.6 degree air will not qualify. It needs to be enhanced by the acidity of spicy food making it “seem hotter.” Also, consider the face that lids have weep holes for steam to escape that may take the edge off of your hot fart, this defeating the purpose. Consider slamming a whole nother pot on top of the fart pot as fast as you can. Could be alternatively known as a pan poot or a poot pot. Best of luck with your hot pot.
I left a hot pot on the stove at the community center, but I remembered later on that I used that glass lid with a weep hole, so you know it bled out. If it wasn’t for that, whoever cut the stove on next would have blown up a 3 foot fire ball! I hope that fire extinguisher in there still works…
Hot Pot by Jwoods163 February 11, 2024

hot pot sex 

When beginning to cook you turn on the stove put a pot or pan on there, and begin to have sex in another room until the pot start's to smoke.
my girl and I were having some nasty hot pot sex the other day and almost burnt the house down
hot pot sex by mohawk24 April 20, 2009

Hot Pot Central 

Must like a Dutch oven, this is performed with your Asian significant other, after having Asian food.
Man, Tony gave me a hot pot central last night!
We were laying in bed and he just one rip and then covered my head with the blanket. It was so bad, lucky bamboo wilted.
Hot Pot Central by Satansfx December 11, 2022

Hot Pot Central 

Much like a Dutch oven, this fart ritual is performed with your Asian significant other after having Asian food.
Preferably done after consuming a rich meal which included cabbage, and bok choy.
Man, Tony gave me a Hot Pot Central last night!!
We were laying in bed and he just let one rip, and then covered my head with the blanket!!
It was so bad that my lucky bamboo wilted, Confucius wrote about it in The Analects.
Hot Pot Central by Satansfx December 11, 2022

thai hot pot 

dipping your fingers in a pot of hot wax, while a Thai ladyboy poos on your chest; also, a Noodles & Co. dish
Josh and Sarah had a great honeymoon, until she gave him a Thai hot pot.
thai hot pot by ktchaos April 16, 2014

Mongolian Hot Pot 

A sexual position where that you and your partner get inside of a large bucket after its filled with urine, then you start kissing.
"I had a Mongolian Hot Pot yesterday with Amy, it was some pretty steamy stuff" Jeff confessed