hobnobing 

doing something no one UNDERSTANDS.

"Dude you are so hobnobing it."

hobnobing by Your worst nightmare (mushu) June 6, 2012

Hobsnobbing 

Herpe-avoiding big shot who thinks they can screw their boss by screwing his wife.

He was hobsnobbing his bosses wife.

Hobsnobbing by Mellanarnar May 31, 2018

hobnocking wanker 

The literal meaning is: A British person that slaps people with their phallus and jerks off a lot.

Jack is so lame, he is a hobnocking wanker

hobnocking wanker by Louiemonte09 April 28, 2014