Hobblestork

a morbidly obese, usually hispanic in nature, fiend of a person who doesn't understand the concept of weight or hygiene, and usually dwell in the depths of wal-mart. Their degree of hobblestork can vary in range from lvl 1-100; level 100 being the most repulsive and grotesque of the storks.

How come every time we go to walmart, there's always a greasy flock of hobblestorks parading around like it's some kind of zoo?

Hobblestork by Dawija February 22, 2011

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Hobblesquatch

Sexual position of placing the female partner on her back while moving her legs over her body. With feet flat on both sides of the female, the male partner then squats above her legs placing the penis straight down into her vagina. With a “Z in the knee” the male partner then squats down and continues to penetrate her.

Sometimes my old lady and me we get bored and Hobblesquatch.

Hobblesquatch by Bigpapasnoop July 30, 2008

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Hobbled by Swabs

The weakest link in the chain when it comes to effective COVID-19 testing and contact tracing.

Yup! We've got the test, the reagents, the patients, the demand and pretty much everything else we need... except for the cotton-tipped nasal applicators. The greatest country on earth has been Hobbled by Swabs...

Hobbled by Swabs by YAWA April 17, 2020