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harshing my melon 

When someone takes away from your high, or tries to be cool by fucking with you when you are buzzed. What happens when a straightedge brings down your elated feelings while high.
Dude, you're really harshing my melon.

harshing my vibe 

To take the joy out of a moment of elation.

"Dude, you're harshing my vibe talking about death I'm trying to enjoy the music"
I'm trying to enjoy this party but dude your mood is "harshing my vibe".

Ohio is a great state to visit nut fat ass Pennsylvania is "harshing my vibe".
harshing my vibe by Jax CT June 14, 2017

Harshing around 

Similar to "horsing around" but in the manner of a Harsh. To harsh around, one should make random arm movements, start every sentence with "Basically", and arbitrarily pull on people bags. The arm movements should be vague and not understandable, none of the statements should be "basic" and the bag pulls should be strong enough for the straps to rip noisily.
"Guys, stop harshing around with that trash can, because cleanliness is cool and littering is unprincipled, undisciplined and not hip"

Harshing my gig 

When someone throws shade on your lifestyle or profession.
"Hey, man, don't be harshing my gig, you know, it's like my job in life."
Harshing my gig by Thundersnake September 29, 2022

harshing on my mellow 

A guy walks by and says to you "you are a wuss and I know you can't pull off that trick on your skateboard". Your response is "that dude just did some major harshing on my mellow".

harshing on my bus

Generally playing the "Devil's Advocate" when I'm trying to make a point, or irritating me into answering a question, or giving me a hard time when uncalled for.
"I was trying to eat my chalupa when this bitch came up and got up in my face about how I should be vegetarian or some shit, so I told her to quit harshing on my bus."