walmart greeter 

To be a walmart greeter is humbling,a servant role,
someone who is doing their best. To those who despise
people who do greet you at the front door, the answer is
easy, don't go in.

yeah ...... yeah walmart greeters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To be a Walmart Greeter, doing the little things is what means alot, such as helping someone with their shopping cart, or providing a wheelchair for someone needing assistance.

walmart greeter by woofy-to-you March 12, 2010

walmart greeter 

Old man that smiles to you at the door of walmarts and looks at your wifes fat azz after yall walk thru and then laughts at your azz for marring da fat bee-yotch.

greetings (smile) welcome to walmart, then you heat the walmart greeter snicker and a low voice say'n i can't believe he married that fat azz bee-yotch.

walmart greeter by dead fred September 21, 2006

Thick Greeter 

When you donate your used items to a donations center such as a goodwill and you are approached by a "Thick Greeter". A Thick Greeter is a strong burly man who is willing to go above and beyond what it takes to take your donations and make you feel happy.

Oh gosh. I hope when I donate my old clothes today at goodwill donations center that I will be approached by a Thick Greeter.

Thick Greeter by ThickGreeter12345 February 2, 2019

Oklahoma greeter 

An Oklahoma greeter is one who welcomes people into a home of naked chimpanzees. This person is normally naked whilst getting jerked off by a disabled man. Often times the chimps will be getting cummed on by a school of middle schoolers.

Those Oklahoma greeters are crazy.

Oklahoma greeter by Hutler February 2, 2023

Lemonade greeter 

A common term wherein the lemonade greeter splashes their guest with a yellow liquid. The nature of the liquid is up to the greeter but it must be yellow

I was thinking of taking shower when I got to John's house but he was a tremendous lemonade greeter and gave me a different shower instead.

Lemonade greeter by Jonathan Bigue-Bottoms October 13, 2023

Greetrum 

Also known as 'Tyranovet' or more commonly as 'Campbell's Disease'. It is an extremely rare neurological disease affecting areas of the brain such as the Hypothalamus which is responsible for controlling emotional responses, sexual responses, hormone release, regulation of body temperature and other essential functions. Someone with Greetrum may have an uncontrollable desire to engage in sexual activity with animals.

Reviews of subjective symptoms highlighted are stress, schizophrenia. quinsy, urticaria, acne, insomnia, dementia, scabies.

Woman: 'Is he okay?'

Doctor: 'I'm sorry, he is experiencing symptoms caused by Greetrum - we will do the best we can to help him but I cannot make any promises'

Greetrum by SlimSquaidy June 9, 2021

Greener

A derogatory word/ racial slur that is used towards aliens.

Hey look at Jim over there in his UFO, what fucking greener 👽
What's up my Greenaa

Greener by Alien Technology February 7, 2021