Greenland Grass Chewer 

When your doing a girl from the back, then you spin her around and make her munch on your overgrown pubes.

N.C.V. had me chewing on his scruff until i almost choked on that shit. Im the best at the greenland grass chewer though.

Greenland Grass Chewer by Tablet July 1, 2008

Greenland,nh 

A place of about 3,000 where downtown consists of the middle school and a church. GHOP use to be downtown til it burned. Known for its farms that it doesnt even really ahve

hey wanna go to greenland,nh and do a little cow tippin bro?

Greenland,nh by cowwtipppppinmofo September 3, 2010

greenland 

Named after the founding of Greenland:
"He called the country, which he had discovered, Greenland, because, he said, people would be attracted thither if the country had a good name"

ie.
"The art of naming an event favourably to attract lots of people, when in actuality the event is nothing as it seems"

Man, Jimmy said it'd be good but the party is fucking Greenland!

greenland by Tom May 13, 2005

Greenland 

That island in between Iceland and Canada who's name has nothing to do with it's Geography.

Also; the word used for something that is, basically, someone else's (most commonly Denmark's) bitch.

You know that new Transfer student? She is SO Greenland.

Greenland? Isn't that the Icy one? I JUST DON'T GET IT.

Greenland by Litva November 13, 2009

Greenland 

Discovered by Norwegian named Eric the red (who's son (Leif Ericson) really discovered america around 1000 AC, ca. 490 years before colombus)
Claimed by Norway (norwegian crown colony untill 1815)
Permanent Court of International Justice ruled that denmark of some odd reason gets to rule Greenland.

sovreign nation before 2010!

what the fuck has denmark got in common with greenland?

Greenland by Æreværemichelsen October 16, 2005

Greenland 

Greenland New Hampshire, Greenland or gland for short is a town filled with farmers and goat herders. Glanders are kinda chill but there dumb. There most popular landmark is target

Hey jupa you live in Greenland

Greenland by Ladiesman2rye September 3, 2016

Greenland 

A fake territory supposedly north of Canada. There is no one who has ever met someone from Greenland or any cultural things from Greenland such as clothing or food. When people think they see Greenland on a map it is the government brainwashing them.

Guy 1: did you hear about the news from Greenland?
Guy 2: no what happened

Guy 1: nothing as always because it’s fake

Greenland by Sexybrownhaireddude May 27, 2018