The Human Genome Project 

Not only is it a tongue twister, its also a mind boggle. You don't want to learn about this at all, but you need to.

Teacher: Today we'll be focusing on The Human Genome Project!
Student: Oh shit.

The Human Genome Project by NotAWelshMan December 7, 2021

gnomesnag 

If someone were to take something of yours in an extremely aggressive manner.

Person A: "Can you believe that I was just gnomesnagged in broad daylight!?"
Person B: "Like the girls that have been snagged from me."

Person A: "Whenever I play Dota 2, Rubick always steals my ult and we lose our teamfight gnomesang?"
Person B: "Man Rubick is such a gnomesnag"

Person A: "I am soo hungry that I could gnomesnag a sandwich at the local sandwich shop!"
Person B: "Don't be rude!"

gnomesnag by DTMango February 10, 2014

gnomesang 

An internet gamer slang for "You Know What I'm Saying?"

"Your Pentium 4 laptop cannot run Dota 2 gnomesang?"

"You n00bs are gna lose badly gnomesang!"

"You got a test tomorrow, maybe you should study gnomesang?"

gnomesang by DTMango January 20, 2013

bong geometry 

The placement and direction of a bong and lighter within a smoking circle to indicate the next person’s turn

Chris: Hey, Meredith. Is it your to smoke? Bong geometry says so.

Meredith: How so?

Chris: The lighter is in front of you and the bong is facing you as well.

Meredith: Thanks, Chris! I can always count on you.

bong geometry by Thundercat Thorn April 29, 2019

Gnome Child 

Legend has it that he was born too late to explore the earth.

Others claim he was born too soon to explore the galaxy.

For sure, he was born just in time to browse dank memes.

The gnome child says "Don't be a cunt lol"

Gnome Child by </topkek.exe/> December 14, 2015

Geometry Dash 

A very good game created by Ye Boy Robbie Top

I'm gonna play some Geometry Dash today.

Geometry Dash by Selfish Shellfish April 9, 2017

Geometry 

Doing the devil's work

Dad " Hiya son! Whatcha Doing?"

Son " I'm doing Geometry! "

Dad " Why you little shit... this is a christian family! That's it! Your getting crucified!

Geometry by Mr. Peyote March 20, 2011