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Florida Forklift 

When you pick up a girl using your dick while having vaginal sex
I wanted to try a Florida Forklift with Janet but I forgot my Viagra

Forklift 

This is when you approach a standing, unsuspecting girl from behind and penetrate her anally, lifting her off the ground.
Craig saw her across the room and immediately charged in for a forklift.
Forklift by 300 Club January 12, 2004

forklift 

Start in a squatting position with a girl on your cock. Lift her vertically, then run around the room and slowly lower her onto something, preferably near a bunch of boxes. Pull out, and make beeping noises as you do so.
Dude love injured ta jen in a horrendous forklift accident - he dropped her onto the boxes rather than beside them.
forklift by Brenthoven July 23, 2009

Backshift Forklift Operator 

Noun - Individual who holds the keys to the forklift. Envied by the entire staff at the potato factory. Backshift forklift Operator is the most elite position.
SemperFi Comic Guy: what's Cornrod been up to lately?
Ellen: He's killing it. He's the backshift forklift operator at the potato factory.
SemperFi Comic Guy: no shit?! Are you serious?
Ellen: Yes I'm totally serious!! Who would lie about being a coveted backshift forklift operator at the potato factory? That would be criminal.

Forklift Certified 

Coined by angry girl bosses at GZR during the online university crypto war of Spring 2021.

Forklift Certified began on the now defunct website forkliftcertified.ca.

The meme suggested that forklift certification had a direct correlation with attractiveness and reproductive success.
Dr. Johnson visited forkliftcertified.ca to learn about how he to, could become forklift certified. Little did he know that he was about to be met with a series of surreal forklift memes and affiliated NFT products.

Forklift Certified 

A Badass that does what he wants. supervisors not HR have power over him. He literally makes the factory move. Without him, the company will go broke

Girls pray for a chance to bed him.
I would've got fired because I have 79 points.... But I'm FORKLIFT CERTIFIED