Defective Flypaper 

When, for whatever reason (tired, drunk, hungover, preoccupied, just not understanding, etc.), someone is explaining something to you and it's just not sticking.

I seem totally unable to comprehend what was just said. I feel like defective flypaper right now.

Defective Flypaper by DarthKiljoy March 5, 2009

Human flypaper 

(Trigger Warning) Human flypaper is a leather couch that one sits on with full skin contact for a long period of time, when the foolish one finally decides to get up their skin sticks to the leather almost flencing them in the process.

Jimbob sits shirtless, his hairy back firmly planted in an insidious human flypaper apparatus of leathery evil while binge-watching "Sex and the City" for hours, then he decides to get a pizza so he stands up and starts screaming.

Human flypaper by hadoukentotheface May 28, 2020

The Flypaper 

When you finish on her(or his) back and then push them against the wall, so that they get stuck like a fly on flypaper.

Mate: What did you and your misso get up to last night?
You: Oh mate I gave her the flypaper
Mate: BAHAH nice one mate

The Flypaper by i dont feel so good Mr Stark.. August 11, 2019

fly paper 

glue traps for flys ( strips of sticky brown paper )

Yo dude, We need more fly paper. Stinking flys size of burdsfrom south of the border head for norte california.

fly paper by itichie_nocanpo July 24, 2006

mexican fly paper 

a used tampon hanging from a tac in the ceiling

man, that dude stinks more than mexican fly paper.

mexican fly paper by babyjesus318 August 30, 2009

fly paper 

A funny prank to play at a party or office restroom.
Take a shit, wipe your ass with the toilet paper without ripping it off, then CAREFULLY roll it back up. Flies will swarm to it. (effectively your conventional fly paper)

Paul fly papered Precilla's bathroom when she refused to give him head; and then left.

fly paper by MEZ178 January 13, 2008

Fly Paper 

When a group of guys ejaculates on a bed and throws a passed out drunk chick on the bed and upon waking, the chick is stuck to the bed.

Amy was fly papered last night by the football team and is still stuck to the bed.

Fly Paper by Jbino17 November 21, 2010