Keyboard jockey, living in
parents' basement, throwing around compliments to girls on the Internets like it was going out of style. Verbally e-ssaults any "female" on the Webs who posts any semblance of a picture by telling her she is "
hot" and using emoticons to make up for lack of testicular fortitude. Typically found in the "boring states" of the US (middle
42 states). Known for cheesy jokes and feminine e-talk.