Raymor and Flanagan 

Two names say it all

I had such a bad day, it was Raymor and Flanagan

Raymor and Flanagan by Corbichoff June 2, 2021

walt flanagan's dog 

One of the most powerful creatures known to mankind. To claim that someone is somehow better than this canine is to claim that they are exceptionally gifted in that specific field.

Man, that bastard's faster than Walt Flanagan's dog

walt flanagan's dog by fanboy January 1, 2004

flanigan 

When someone is being very bipolar and foolish

"I'm so happy but I'm stressed"
"You're such a flanigan"

flanigan by deez nutz fam June 27, 2016

Flanagasm 

The inability to do anything except orgasm in the presence of John Flanagan.

Did you go to John's show last night? I had a Flanagasm.

Flanagasm by sampsonlong March 29, 2010

Dick Flanagan 

Any coach who habitually misses key games and/or practices due to back alimony checks, long strings of traffic violations, or can't get into his car because he can't find anyone to trick the breathalizer that the State installed in his car to start it.

Coach also must appear to games intoxicated, and force his underage players to drink Natty Lite for every loss and complain about how expensive mint leaves are out of season.

Optionally, the coach must also sprint out of the games when there's a large fight and the police are called yelling something along the lines of "I can't go back to prison".

Must be inspirational.

Looks like Coach Smith is really turning out to be a better coach than that alcoholic dead-beat Dick Flanagan.

Dick Flanagan by JSternbruiser January 29, 2009

faster than Walt Flanagan's dog 

Possessing unusual haste or punctuality; alludes to a (presumably remarkably fast) dog owned by a minor character in Kevin Smith's "Jersey" series.

"Damn, that bastard's faster than Walt Flanagan's dog!"

faster than Walt Flanagan's dog by GumboSoup April 5, 2003

flabagasted 

When something blows you away so much as to make you actually gasp.

1. I was flabagasted, I was blown away... I just gasped...

2. What was he? He was FLABAGASTED!

3. I'm flabagasted! I actually gasped!

flabagasted by Wrath Sairou March 10, 2011