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fire extinguisher booty

extra saggy booty;
extra sweaty buttox like it has been squirted on by fire extinguishers
"look at that breezy runnin!"

"man, she got a fire extinguisher booty ahhh!"

fire extinguisher syndrome 

Someone who waits until the shit hits the fan before offering knowledge that could have avoided the mess in the first place. People like these tend to suffer from narcissistic personality disorder and love the feeling of being a savior/hero but only after
Jim suffers from fire extinguisher syndrome as he knew how to fix the problem but waited until the 11th hour to step in an offer a working solution.

The Fire Extinguisher

Sex act involving a female with a good amount of pubes. Anything from a trimmed and neat landing strip to a forest bush can apply here.

During sex, just before ejaculation you light her pubes on fire (lighter or matches preferably).

You then utilize your busted load to put out the fire. If new to this technique keep a bottle of water or a real fire Extinguisher at the bedside for safety.
My wife hasn't trimmed or shaved her bikini region in weeks. Time to teach her a lesson. Its time to give her the fire extinguisher.

Baltimore Bush Fire Extinguisher 

When someone creates a Baltimore Bush Fire, and a friend or friends urinate on the bush fire in order to put it out..

(B-more Bush fire= when a man and woman are F'ing so hard that the friction creates a fire)
My girlfriend and I had a B-more, Bushfire going on last nite, But then my Boys Omar and Tyrell DId a Baltimore Bush Fire Extinguisher and put that shit out, YO.

Nigerian Fire Extinguisher 

This is a sexual act. It is when you cover your penis in honey and lay it on a fire ant hill. After achieving erection because of fire ant bites, you fuck a watermelon, thus, extinguishing the fire.
"Quick, pass me the watermelon, I'm super hard and it burns. 'Here comes the Nigerian Fire Extinguisher'"

chinese fire extinguisher 

The act of taking a shit in a women's face, setting it on fire, then ejaculating on it to extinguish the flame.
Nick would have died if he didn't give himself a Chinese fire extinguisher.