Finding the seam 

(v) when a woman masturbates by squeezing and releasing her thighs while wearing tight pants.

Girl 1: ....ugh
Girl 2: I saw you checking him out.
Girl 1: no...no...I was just thinking.
Girl 2: Nope...you were total finding the seam right then, weren't you
Girl 1: aah...you caught me...I hope it wasn't too obvious.

Finding the seam by S Benedict Cheng March 28, 2008

finding sam 

code word for going to smoke weed

-'hey, wheres steve?'

-'fucking wanker is finding sam'

-'what a prick... might join him'

finding sam by steven godfrey June 14, 2008

Finding a Job 

Sleeping all day and not finding a job.

Yo dude I've been finding a job all day grandma, I don't have the time to visit you in the hospital.

Finding a Job by Pseudonamia February 21, 2009

Finding Madeline 

This is the term for smoking MDMA, colloquially knows as ecstasy, molly, mandy maddy etc

Derived from the term 'chasing the dragon'

A pleasant an enjoyable experience

Some people will often seek an even greater feeling by doing more, but regardless of how much they do. she will never be found.. just like the dragon wont be caught.

Woaah, I feel great. A little more and i'll be finding Madeline!

Finding Madeline by FelixG October 13, 2011

Finding Nemo 

The story of a handicapped boy, Nemo, who's mother and siblings were brutally murdered in front of their home.
On his first day of school, he is abducted by a masked man and is held prisoner in a dentist's office.
The story chronicles his father's journey to find him and his attempts at escape...

...as portrayed by animated fish.

Finding Nemo is arguably Disney's most maturely written film.

Finding Nemo by SlaveToMemory December 30, 2008

Finding the rabbit 

A sexual, misandrist action that takes place when kissing. While kissing, the girl sticks her tongue into the boy's mouth, pushing his tongue back towards his throat causing the boy to choke on his own tongue.

The unusual name is derived from Alice in Wonderland. (The crazy girl is following the rabbit down the hole.)

Michael: Dude, how was your night?
John: Dude that girl I was dancing with was finding the rabbit, so I punched her in the throat and sent her home.

Finding the rabbit by BboyReckless September 25, 2010

Finding nemo 

Cumming inside a girl and then trying to scoop out your little fishys with your fingers

"yo bro i came in my gf last night so I had to finding nemo her"

"good save bro"

Finding nemo by Trippyhits October 16, 2012