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Fudging Custard

A sweet alternative to F**king B**tard

Holy Fudging Mackrel Cumbers 

An exclamation of suprise. As made by the famous Twitterer Georgia.
"I just got the new McFly album"
"Holy Fudging Mackrel Cumbers! You lucky cow! Lets see!...Holy Fudging Mackrel Cumbers Dougie looks well fit!"
"Danny pwns the photo..!"
Fake wedding: A celebration for women who have concluded they don't want to/might not get married but don't want to miss out on their 'big day'. A response to the fact that most women only want to get married for a) the proposal (flattering) and b) the party (more undivided attention). An opportunity for ladies to spend a foolish amount of money on a dress they will wear once, a decent hairdo, a massive cake, flowers, a chauffer-driven entrance, a good time for all their loved ones and a photographer (to capture the 'blushing' hostess in as much glory as her middle-age can muster). Ideally combined with 40th birthday celebrations to encourage the co-operation of one's nearest and dearest, as opposed being branded an 'asshole'.
You're invited to attend my fedding this April. (You'd better be there as I'll be having a whale of a time, whether you are or not, and the pictures won't look as good if I'm alone.)
fedding by frezley December 16, 2011

k-feding 

To do nothing in a dirty, white, wife beater.
As in "what have you been up to?"
"I spent the afternoon k-feding"
k-feding by licorice July 28, 2008

E.L. Fudging 

the act of overindulging in Keebler E.L. Fudge Original Butter Sandwich Cookies
Michael S. dipped his hand inside the package and began E.L. Fudging again. Poor Micheal.
E.L. Fudging by cocksulis August 14, 2012
The act of Pegging combined with Figging.
He was said after being over looked at work, so his sweetheart cheered him up with a good Fegging.
Fegging by imSkrut February 13, 2019