Fat Finger 

When Your So Fat You Hit The Same Key On Your Keyboard More Than Two Times(Your A Fat Bitch Who Needs To Stop Acting Smart And Seriously Stop Eating Your Parents INCOME)

OMFG I Have An Fat Finger Now I Am A Fat Bitch Who Needs To Stop Acting Smart And Seriously Stop Eating Your Parents INCOME)

Fat Finger by crazyslayar September 9, 2012

Fat Finger 

To finger someone of any size.

I'm going to fat finger my girlfriend later.

Fat Finger by Sarahizabrat March 18, 2023

fat finger syndrome 

1. A genuine medical condition, caused by a variety of conditions including PTSD, "keypad phobia" and tennis elbow, which result in the sufferer being unable to type correctly.
2. Contrary to popular belief symptoms do not include having fingers so fat you're unable to type correctly.

Commonly abbreviated to ffs.

1. "Almost all of my tweets have typos because of FFS (Fat Finger Syndrome)"
2. "That should say peal not peak. Fat fingers syndrome! Rolling on the floor laughing"
3. "For* and not f4ir... fat fingers syndrome lol"

fat finger syndrome by IANBELL76 February 17, 2021

Fat Finger Fever

A condition first diagnosed in South Chicago Heights, Illinois to describe the freakishly baby arm like fingers of one Shawn McAllister.

Holy crap!! That guy has huge fingers. He must have Fat Finger Fever... Just like Shawn McAllister.

Fat Finger Fever by Ron Gucwa II January 19, 2010

Fat Finger Disease

When you interface with any kind of computer that requires manual input (whether by keyboard, or a touchscreen) there is the chance for making a mistake. Such mistakes are playfully called "Fat Finger Disease".

when using a touchscreen device, sometimes your finger makes a wrong choice; people who do so have Fat Finger Disease.

Fat Finger Disease by Gene Bob October 23, 2004

fat finger syndrome 

1. A genuine medical condition, caused by over eating. Symptoms include having fingers so fat you're unable to type correctly, and never ever getting laid.
2. Caused by tiredness and laziness. Not concentrating on typing you make embarrasing typos.

Cannot be abbreviated to ffs.

1. "Christ have you seen Alex's fingers? They're like fuckin sausages!"
"don't be so harsh, he has fat finger syndrome."
2. but wer'e not giong shoippng lvoe!

fat finger syndrome by spacer_ June 15, 2008

Fat Finger Battle 

Type words on a mobile Phone with mistakes, because of the tiny touchpad, and having a hard time correcting them, typo's so to say.

haha silky woman/man, uff... see, already a ffb "fat finger battle"? that was supposed to mean "silly".

Fat Finger Battle by surasak86 June 5, 2014