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Fascinating Bullshit 

Something that sounds accurate and "right," but is actually and literally wrong or incorrect; something that sounds good on paper, but just doesn't work out in reality.
John: blah blah blah, blah blah blah.... (preaching about the wisdom and teachings of buddhism)
Tyler: Wow, John. That is some fascinating bullshit. Now, have you ever heard of Jesus Christ?

or

Jessica: Tantra is so much deeper than just sex, although that's a perk ;) It's actually the opportunity to find yourself and develop your soul. Not to mention connect with the universe and feel and give love!

Ted: Wow, Jessica. I see what you're saying. That is some fascinating bullshit. Now, why don't you try two things: reading a bible and sexual morality. Tantra is yoga. Yoga is centered on allowing your spirit to interact with false idols, usually associated with each chakra. Tantra is that plus sexual immority. Orgies aren't a spiritual exercise, orgies are immoral and make us no better than bonobos, aka MONKEYS. Stick to the word of God if you want the truth (bible).

fassinating 

someone having a great arse, usually notice during anal sex
that slut was fassinating
fassinating by german weezer May 27, 2009

Fastinating 

Anything to do with fasting which is mind blowing. Information, successes, products that aid benefits of fasting, etc.
Fastinating! I just found this product which boosts the benefits of fasting!

I just finished 3 days of fasting and the results are fastinating!
Fastinating by Bee Sixx March 30, 2022

Wow Thats Fascinating 

A word people use in code for WTF in messaging. It's often used so stupid parents don't find out their child is swearing.