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red-eye-jedi 

the prophecy that one day, a band of long lost jedi would form from the ashes of the 20th century to reclaim what is rightfully theirs. All have one common bond......marijuana.
Also it means one whom smokes, but maintains senses and in some cases those senses are sharpened.
Adam is a red eye jedi along with rob, cameron and jedd. They are Red Eye Jedi.
red-eye-jedi by Jeremy Hulsey August 3, 2004
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Shredder Red-eye 

1. In TMNT II:the secret of the ooze, when super shredder for a milisecond supposedly has red eyes, but it is really invisible to the human eye.
1. "Dude guys the Shredder Red-eye is the scariest part about the TMNT CG Shredder" "Rico your fucking retarded"
Shredder Red-eye by timbo356 April 10, 2007
1. A late night airline filght.
2. A type of whiskey consumed in the old west.
3. Your asshole.
1. "I caught the red eye from Detroit."
2. "Bartender, a shot of red eye."
3. "Put your cheeks together. I can see your red eye."
red eye by creedmoor October 11, 2004

Texas Red-Eye 

The burning sensation in one's balloon knot after dropping a fire dookie. This extremely painful sensation is usually caused by power drinking while on a bender or extremely spicy food. Also may be caused by not properly cleaning after swamp ass.
While taking a shower, the water hit my Texas Red-Eye causing me to scream like a gay dude at a Cher concert.
Texas Red-Eye by MFresh May 17, 2008

Slimy Red Eye 

The sensual act of a female putting her breasts inside one's anus. The more tits in there at one time, the better. (Also called a Slime Job)
Dude, Karl just got the best Slimy Red Eye he has ever gotten, he said there must have been 5 tits up his asshole!
Slimy Red Eye by RT Master February 8, 2009

red eye jedi 

When you are smoking weed, your eyes glaze over and make you eyes look red. the jedi part is mainly due to the skills of jedis (:
this is some peng weed man im red eye jedi
red eye jedi by rawrzkiz July 4, 2009

red eye knight 

similar to the Jedi knight, the red eye knight draws his power not from "the force" but from "the Kush" and wields a bong instead of a light saber
by crafting your first bong your training as a red eye knight is complete
red eye knight by IVtomatoXX August 14, 2008