Epidermis Party 

Similar to a Skins Party, it is party held by the thousands of people who got rejected to the Skins Party in New York City.

Guy 1: Dude, I waited on this line for 2 hours, watched a girl piss on the street, and we still didn't get in. My toes are frozen.
Guy 2: Fuck this, we're having our own epidermis party.

Epidermis Party by ThePope711 April 21, 2011

epicaricacy 

Joy at the pain of another, esp. a friend or loved one

When my rich, moralizing brother, who always lectures me about responsibility and family values, was caught by his wife in bed with her best friend, and she divorced him and took everything leaving him broke and despondent, the epicaricacy was almost more than I could stand.

epicaricacy by ekw April 21, 2007

Epidermal Saturation 

A serious disease that occurs due to over-exposure from double rainbows. Primary symptoms include reddening of the nostrils, inflammation of the nipples and in some cases numbness of the crotch. No cures have been developed but alternative treatments can be purchased, with prescription, from your local pharmacy. These treatments include daily orphan tears, and excessive sexual activity. Leprechauns have been found most commonly diagnosed with Epidermal Saturation.

Last week I was diagnosed with epidermal saturation and now my sex life is fucked because i cant feel shit.

Epidermal Saturation by bryce the bo$$ December 27, 2011

Epicurus

An ancient Greek atheist philosopher. Founded Epicureanism, one of the most popular schools of Hellenistic Philosophy.

"God either wants to eliminate bad things and cannot, or can but does not want to, or neither wishes to nor can, or both wants to and can. If he wants to and cannot, he is weak -- and this does not apply to god. If he can but does not want to, then he is spiteful -- which is equally foreign to god's nature. If he neither wants to nor can, he is both weak and spiteful and so not a god. If he wants to and can, which is the only thing fitting for a god, where then do bad things come from? Or why does he not eliminate them?"--Epicurus

Epicurus by Longevus May 2, 2006

epidermis 

the outer layer of your skin

bob:hey phill your epidermis is showing

phill:where?!?!

epidermis by amado February 13, 2005

Epictricity 

The kind of electricity that can only be distributed by Ash's Pikachu, like in the very first episode when Pikachu destroyed those Spearow with a Thunder attack.

Holy shit James, did you see the Epictricity from the twerp's Pikachu? We can't get ahold of that, Giovanni can piss off.

Epictricity by Shadowinchester June 15, 2010

epicurean planking 

the act of taking pictures of your food, no matter how disgusting or appetizing it looks, and posting it on social networking sites because you feel that others need to see what you're eating.

Gloating over the fact that he was eating Italian food in Italy while his friends were back home eating Chef Boyardee Ravioli, John decided to annoy his friends with a little epicurean planking.

epicurean planking by der Sonnenschein December 19, 2011