egghead 

To be blessed by god enough to lose all hair gracefully, and become an 'Eggmigo' usually found in suburban areas containing yolk and egg whites inside the brain.

'That lowlife scumbag Phil has an egghead to grace, especially with his gigantic crevits that reflect the sun and contain salty dandruff. Tell him from me i would sincerely wipe a turd on that eggy noggin and slap him with a wet fish.

egghead by Begs_05 July 24, 2006

EggHead 

A name common to people with egg like shaped heads.

Aye lad there is ryan egghead

EggHead by Noarthebaptist November 11, 2014

egghead 

A person who spends unlimted amounts of time on the computer or internet.

Eugene is always online, what an egghead!

egghead by KKin LJ October 19, 2004

egghead 

an intelligent human being that also looks quite familiar to an egg

Kai is a beautiful intelligent human being that I hope to marry one day even though she's an egghead

egghead by APUSH TIGER July 18, 2016

Egghead 

someone with an extremely long head.

otherwise known as Dabrelle
omg dude; he has such an egghead
oh look; here comes dabrelle

Egghead by butterballboy April 25, 2008

Egghead 

A Person who has a egg shaped head gets called the name "EGGHEAD"
because the shape of there head looks like an egg.

David: Matt you f*cking egghead , whats crackin'

matt: f*ck off

Harry: matt you egghead , you should of gone to spec-savers

Matt:Shut-up

Teacher: whats wrong matt you like abit..
scrambled , are they crackin' jokes towards you again.

Egghead by Gesswhom January 15, 2009

egghead 

A serial rapist/child molester with unruly and disturbing facial hair who lives in his mother's basement.

Dude, check out the dismembered hooker in the back of eggheads truck. Dude, check her for weed.

egghead by cletus&cooter August 1, 2003