dry heaves 

when vomiting is no longer fun

I was feeling, like, regular bad, then the dry heaves made an appearance.

dry heaves by one slack martian July 25, 2008

dry heaves 

When you have sex so often in one day that you can no longer produce any seminal fluid while ejaculating.

After you have multipule ejaculations after having sex all day you can no longer cum ex. dry heaves

dry heaves by AlkalineProdigy March 19, 2009

dry haverforth 

Getting your dick aggressively beaten with sand paper.

“Shut up, dude before I give you a dry haverforth you’ll never recover from”

dry haverforth by Mr Beads February 17, 2024

dry butt heaves

Same idea as dry heaving, but out of your ass.

I had the worst diarrhea cramps, but when I sat down nothing came out! I had a bad case of the dry butt heaves.

The driest of butt heaves.

dry butt heaves by Kiki398 November 5, 2006

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Recommended if you live in a hot/humid climate, exercise, or have a physically demanding job to manage sweat, oil, and odor, indoor job, live in a cooler climate, or have dry/sensitive skin. Only necessary if you are heavily soiled or sweating profusely

Recommended if you live in a hot/humid climate, exercise, or have a physically demanding job to manage sweat, oil, and odor, indoor job, live in a cooler climate, or have dry/sensitive skin. Only necessary if you are heavily soiled or sweating profusely

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