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dog walker

A person who is too much of a good listener and people automatically open up to them and cling to them like wet puppies. This is not the same thing as a baggage handler. Dog walker is a noble title that is only carried, if even unintentionally, by truly trustworthy individuals.
My boyfriend doesn't have side bitches, he's just a really good dog walker.
dog walker by Unicorn Hurl September 1, 2017

dog walkers handwarmer 

After collecting your beloved poochies solid waste in a "dog shit bag", during the cold winter months this bungle of fun can also function as a hand warmer! Much cheaper than a peacock hand warmer and all the faf of filling it with lighter fuel !
Warning, DO NOT pierce bag when holding or whilst inside your pocket !
My hands were freezing taking the dog for a walk last night, but fortunately "Billy Muttley" had a shit, so I bagged it and made myself an instant dog walkers handwarmer.

dog walker

A small joint, the right size to have a quick smoke while walking your dog. Sometimes made by rolling with two filters and then removing one of them.
"How much weed do you have left?"
"Just a tiny bit, but enough for a dog walker".
dog walker by reltihfloda August 20, 2024

dogwalker 

A cute girl who always goes out with a pack of ugly friends... aka dogs
-hey you want to go to that pregame with that girl and her friends?
* you mean the dogwalker?
-What?
*O she wasn't a DOGWALKER? Sorry I thought she was because her friends were just plain dogs!
dogwalker by nowaxxy22-MWM May 12, 2011

Dogwalker 

Also "dog walker". A homosexual male, usually (but not always) rather effeminate. So called because of the greater-than-average percentage of gay males in the pet-care and pet-grooming industry, and the fairly common practice among gays as well as straights of walking dogs at the park or other public place as a way of meeting people.
"Man, check out those two guys over there with the pink poodles. What a couple of dogwalkers!"

"That sissy works for my veterinarian. The job suits him perfectly-- he's a real dogwalker."

Dogwalker 

Someone so ugly, they have to get a job working with dogs to look good
That girl is such a dogwalker, I can't believe she has a man.
There's a reason that DW lives off his parents...
Dogwalker by rerod October 4, 2011