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Dildo Teabaggins 

Dildo Teabaggins is a name for any unknown douche mcdouche who turns up with his arm around that girl you like. If you're doing some light social-network stalking and come across a new guy in photos with her, chances are his real name is Dildo Teabaggins.
friend: Who's that douche with the douchey smile hanging off Diana?

you: Ugh, that must be her new bf. I think his name's Dildo Teabaggins.

Dildo-toes 

1: a. toes that resemble dildos due to length, shape, ect.
b. a dildo that resembles a toe
2: Toes/feet involved in sexual release/stimulation.
3: A deragatory term
4: Subject of the illest rhymes ever.
5: A positive exclaimation.
1. a. That chick has some hot dildo-toes
b. Do you stock dildo-toes?
2. "I love dildo-toe jobs," said Mrs. Hitchenson unknowingly in front of her now shocked 12 year old.
3. Shut up, your mother is a dildo-toes.
4. Yeah you think this shit’s gross but it’s a fallacy
I love it when them dildo-toes rub my phallus, G
5. I finally got a promotion. That is so dildo-toes to the max!
Dildo-toes by Foxs_revenge August 29, 2008

Dildo Tractor 

When a man acts like a weak submissive bitch.
"Give me the fucking cheese fries dildo tractor."

"Dude stop being a dildo tractor."

"Matt is a dildo tractor in his volvo."
Dildo Tractor by Grant & Casey December 23, 2008

Dildo Thief 

Usually a very sexually irritated youngster. A pervert and a creepy douche. Their actions usually include some of the following:

1. Not many friends
2. Jerks off. A lot.
3. Spends a lot of time on the computer with porn or World of Warcraft
4. Fantasizes about friends' parents.
5. Steals others belongings such as dildo's, sex toys, bras, or panties.

If someone you know takes part in these actions, they may very well be among the Dildo Thieves.
Alec: Dude I am freaking out!

Mitch: Why?

Alec: Jarrett broke into my house last week and stole my mom's panties!

Mitch: Oh... I should've known he was a Dildo Thief when I caught him masturbating to his grandma last week. Sorry...

dildo thief pervert creepy

dildo tent

The bulge that occurs when a woman wears a strap-on dildo with pants on.
Did you see Rita's dildo tent? She's got more bulge than half the guys I know.
dildo tent by ronaldomoon March 26, 2012

dillon toombs 

I believe in Dillon Toombs
dillon toombs by DIKLKOKOKOKJ February 14, 2017