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The dog defecated on the floor.
defecate by Dain Bramage February 8, 2003

Does Ursus Horribilis defecate in a deciduous forest biome? 

Does a bear shit in the woods?
student: Are we going to have a pop quiz today?
science teacher: Does Ursus Horribilis defecate in a deciduous forest biome?
student: WTF?

Defucktive 

Any product that dos'nt work as intended.
Oh my! the drink you made for me is leaking,the cup must be Defuctive.
Defucktive by Gene Colley January 31, 2004

Defucktive 

something so messed up that it's both defective and fuck'd up at the same time..
This belt is defucktive. Your thoughts are so defucktive.
Defucktive by Rebecca Cryan January 7, 2009
to take a crap, poop, or otherwise drop turds in the toilet.
I gotta go defecate.
defecate by luke noneya November 3, 2005

deficate 

Yet another mis-spelling of an English word by an under educated public. Of course, the word they're struggling for is 'Defecate'.

I deficate (sic) on your poor use of the language!
deficate by teaurn June 21, 2007