A. Did you see Bob at the office?
Yeah he was hitting on some dude
Wow, I would not want anything to do with that cumslinger with all the guys he's been with
B. An unnamed man was caught masturbating in a public theater. The police have taken the cumslinger into custody.
A guy, similar to a gunslinger of the Old West, fast on the draw and laying waste to lots of hombres, but instead, he's fast on the drawers and laying (below the waist), with lots of honeys!