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Nipple Cripple 

the devastating and torturous 'Nipple Cripple' is an inhumane way to 'Cripple' your opponent without mercy.
To perform the nipple cripple take both hands and grab your enemy's nipples, once in position twist in opposites directions violently. This move will leave your enemy in absolute devastation.
"you're going down yo"

"i don't think so buddy, I know the nipple cripple"

"what's the nipple cripple? tf?"

*viciously rips nipples"

"OWWWWWWWWWW"
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nipple cripple 

The same thing as a Titty Twister or even a Purpler Nurple.
When someone surprises you by twisting your nipple round painfully.
I'm gonna get you, ya little bitch.
OK - Just don't give me a nipple cripple!
nipple cripple by The G Daddy September 9, 2003

nipple cripple 

When you finish your after sex cig and put it out on the bitches/dudes nipple.
What happened to your tit!?
I got a nipple cripple after I banged that psycho emo bitch last Wednesday!
nipple cripple by poostainD June 29, 2011

Nipple Cripple 

Someone who has no feeling in their nipples; someone with full nipple paralyzation.
We could all tell that Humphrey was a nipple cripple because he was the only one who's nipples never went hard in the winter.
Nipple Cripple by TMMJ December 9, 2008

Nipple Cripple 

Someone who has lost feeling in their nipples.
Hannah was the only one with flat nipples on that cold day because she is a nipple cripple.
Nipple Cripple by TJJENMAURAMIKE December 16, 2008

Nipple cripple 

The act of twisting or pinching a male's nipple until his nipple becomes a dark shade of purple.
I was sleeping when My friend Mike shouted "Nipple cripple" and took ahold of my nipple and twisted it until it became a dark shade of purple.
Nipple cripple by dudeguy4life February 20, 2017

nipple cripple 

A game when you click a not properly working lighter on your friends nipple. Sometimes the lighter may light up (and so does your friends life), sometimes they don't.

It's like Russian roulette but with nipples and lighters instead of heads and guns.
Anish and Dipanshu played nipple cripple last night, in which Anish burned all of Dipanshu's chest hair.