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Creaming: slang for lying or capping. The term is mostly used by people who live in the state of Indiana.
Person 1: I got two bad bitches at the crib.
Person 2: Nigga you creaming!
Creaming by Chosen_DL December 31, 2025

creaming my jorts

A phrase popularized on the site quotev dot com, that typically means that you're excited, find something cool etc. Its used in place of statements such as "thats so cool!" Or "they're so hot!"
omg is that kite hxh? Im literally creaming my jorts rn.

creaming the pasty 

Creaming the pasty is when you commence an action that your anal hole obtrudes solid excretory product, evacuated from the bowels. Then the dark steaming night soil lacerates the bowl, then the reservoir douses the droppings in liquid prevailing the night soil to be liquified in a rancid bath of micturate and diddly squat.
*in History class*
teacher: you should be revising even when while creaming the pasty
kallum:*sniggers*
conor:*sniggers*
creaming the pasty by muph October 12, 2021

creaming in my pants.

"Creaming in my pants" is a term from the 1900s. It means that something is arousing you. Literally, that you are "creaming in your pants."

Creaming the salad 

1) Pouring mayonnaise onto your salad
2) Pouring 'Mayonnaise' onto your wife
1* He could never start eating his greens until he had creamed the salad
2* He ravaged me every night, each time the new day broke I looked forward to him creaming the salad

creaming the corn 

verb: code name for masturbation. a play on words seeing that an ear of corn is the penis and the cream is the result of the act.
"OMG! I just walked in on my brother creaming the corn!"