crapinator 

some who craps the hell out of others

oh you big moron how can you crap so much in a minute! you bloody crapinator!

crapinator by solarius March 30, 2005

Crankington's disease 

The act of Cranking down so roughly and vigourously that the entire body goes into a jerking fit that resembles the shaking symptoms of Parkington's disease. Crankington's disease effects all age groups, and the results can be catastrophic, even resulting in loss of ability to crank.

Yages was cranking down so hard in the bathroom that he can't stop himself from shaking, hes got Crankington's Disease!

Crankington's disease by Choad and Derse January 2, 2017

car-crastinator 

Someone who is sitting in their car,looking for things in their trunk, or just screwing around while you are waiting to take their parking spot.

I can't believe we are waiting for this spot for 5 minutes, this asshole is such a car-crastinator.

car-crastinator by HC Q May 15, 2009

crunkinator 

a person that annoys the shit out of you

"Man that Crunkinator is Fucking annoying, why won't it go away?"

crunkinator by debauchery January 19, 2004

Crankatorium

A place you set up to masturbate in private

I’m going on a week long camping trip with the guys I better bring my crankatorium with me.

Crankatorium by BOISMJ September 6, 2025