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Cornetto Legs 

"Cornetto legs" describe an unfortunate female leg shape. They are very fat/wide at the hip/thigh and taper alarmingly to tiny ankles and feet. They are not 'cankles', but are without a dainty knee as such. If the lady in question is wearing fishnet stockings, then the image is complete.

FYI: Cornettos are a cheap yet delicious ice-cream sold in the UK. They are basically conical in shape, tapering to a point, which is filled with chocolate.
Cheryl Cole has it all. A gay boyfriend, a $3 million contract for some lame US TV show and hideous Cornetto legs.
Cornetto Legs by dawnsyndrome December 2, 2010

Cornetto Love Contest 

A way of saying thanks when someone does something outrageous. Literally means "for that I will fuck you"
Dude, heres that 30 inch brass dildo you wanted.

shit man, cornetto love contest!

Cornetto Hooker 

A prostitute that will do anything for a Cornetto ice-cream.
Jono reckons she was a Cornetto Hooker.

Three Flavours Cornetto Trilogy

A series of films created by Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg, starring Pegg and Nick Frost in the lead roles. Each film takes a specific film genre and makes and effort to Pilgrimize it. The first two installments, "Shaun of the Dead" and "Hot Fuzz," Pilgrimize zombie movies and buddy cop/action movies, respectively. The currently in-production third film, "The World's End" is supposed to apply the Pilgrimization technique to sci-fi films.

The name is derived from the fact the each film, in addition to featuring copious amounts of blood, features of different flavour of Cornetto ice cream. Red Strawberry for "Shaun of the Dead," Blue Classico for "Hot Fuzz," and Mint-Green Chocolate Chip for the upcoming "The World's End" (tennative).

Also known as the Blood and Ice Cream Trilogy.
As an expert on all things lulzy, I declare Edgar Wright's Three Flavours Cornetto Trilogy to be the most effective attempt at genre satire to date.

hairy cornetto 

Another way of saying taste my hairy creamy cock
"Get ya lips round my hairy cornetto"
"Phwor she gave my hairy cornetto a right good licking"
hairy cornetto by AB342018 January 4, 2018

Ghetto Cornetto 

1) A ghetto ice cream.

2) A girl who is ghetto and has swag, shes also very cool, just like an ice cream.