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Coca Cola  

The best soda/pop in the ENTIRE world. Well-known ALL over the planet, even in the most secluded rainforests. Kicks Pepsi's ass any day and reigns over all other types of cola.

Has a similar taste to magic combined with awesomeness and has a smell exactly as an angel.

This drink is perfect in any way, shape, form, smell, taste, and yes, even sound.

Its common nickname is Coke. No connections with the drug.

However, rumor says that the original Coke had Cocaine in it. How do you like them apples?

There have been reports saying that when someone drinks Coke, they feel like there throat is being fucked.
Common hand motion to this feeling is stroking the throat when the Coke goes down.

Best accompany to the classic Rum and Coke.
"Here is some Coca Cola to fuck the throat."

"Let this Coca Cola fuck your esophagus."

Guy: "Whoa! What is that wonderful sound and smell?
Girl: "Why that would be my Coca Cola."

Girl: "Don't bother giving me medicine through my IV, just give me Coca Cola!"

"Pepsi sucks and Coca Cola rules!"
Coca Cola by xxxxWHYNOTxxxx March 19, 2009
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Coca Cola by sum_guy September 18, 2003

Coca Cola 

A soft drink that seems to have conquered the world, originally used as a toilet cleaner and, apparently, a headache cure. Name derives from the fact it originally contained a form of cocaine, and may very well still do.
"... And a cola."
"Sorry, no cola. Only pepsi."
"What?"
"Only pepsi. Will that do?"
"No, of course not, damn it! Get me a cola!"
"But there-"
"Get. Me. A. Cola."
"... Yes sir."
Coca Cola by regs_ June 9, 2005

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the best drink of all time!!!

PEPSI SUCKS!!!!!
coca cola by poo June 18, 2006

Coca Cola 

The best drink in the world. Pepsi is way worse then coke let me count the ways. First of all coke came out way before fucking pepsi. and another reson is that Coke just tastes better.
Coca Cola by Matt August 15, 2003

Coca Cola 

A soft drink that is so much better than Pepsi. Sometimes called called by it's actual name around people who do cocaine to avoid confusion.
"Do you have any Coke?"
"Yea let me get it."
pause
"I meant the Coca Cola."
Coca Cola by stuck in the south January 3, 2009

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The official drink of the Heightling Nation. Queen Alexandria I's 2nd favorite beverage, after half-and-half. Infinitely superior to pepsi.
Nothing beats drinking coke, eating peppermints and listening to the White Stripes with the Heightling Nation.
coca cola by TheRoyalGeneral April 27, 2004