a cleggy 

The accidental posting of a private and highly confidential chat into the public domain.

"Oh no A Cleggy, I accidentally posted that Ena is a liar in group for all to see, my arse registered a 10 on the sphincter scale while I battled to delete it !!!"

a cleggy by Cleggers July 18, 2016

Nutty Clegg 

A Nutty Clegg is a cling on. A Nutty Clegg is where you don't wipe your arse after doing a shit and the poo dries up and sticks to Your arse hairs and can sometimes make you feel very uncomfortable. It is very painful to remove Nutty Cleggs.

My Arse is so itchy, I think I've got a Nutty Clegg.

Nutty Clegg by CleggMaster September 23, 2017

Clegg 

/plural noun/: Cleggs

1. A popular slang word for those who practice Taintucluese. Usually referring to eggs and/or legs.

2. Kenny Powers’ longtime townie buddy in the hit TV series Eastbound & Down.

Ex. 1: Hey, did you see Clessi’s attack? Yeah, it was bad but give Clessi a break, he doesn’t have any cleggs.

Ex. 2: Nice cleggs!

Ex. 3: Which came first, the chicken or the clegg?

Ex. 4: Fuck you Clegg!

Clegg by Old Blacktoe October 23, 2023

Zinger Clegg 

Much like a Nutty Clegg a Zinger Clegg is a Cling on but the only difference is it occurs after you have explosive diarrhoea and the poo that hasn’t been wiped off and forms a Clegg and it burns your arse hole

I had a painful poo last night and forgot to wipe, I think I have a Zinger Clegg

Zinger Clegg by CleggMaster May 2, 2019

Clegger 

Elderly men who parade through gym locker rooms in the nude, often indulging others in unwanted and awkward conversation.

I just finished working out and went to locker room and found a clegger "hanging out" near my locker.

Clegger by Ed Von Haviland June 16, 2017

Nick Clegg 

To Nick Clegg, the act of promising something then not only breaking that promise but also going in the complete opposite direction.

Example 1:
Tina: I'm so disappointed, Ryan said he'd become a vegan with me and yesterday I saw him in a steakhouse.Joe: What a Nick Clegg.
Example 2:
Johnny: Alex has been Nick Clegging again, he said he was cutting rent and now he's tripled it. Pete: I hate that clegger.

Nick Clegg by Nex Solo December 15, 2010

Clegg Speak

To talk really fast but with regular longish pauses.

'I... wannastopthosecriminals...but...ireallycantdoanythingaboutit'
'Wow, you talk in Clegg speak'

Clegg Speak by This_Is_Not_A_Name April 19, 2010