Kentwood Clam Chowder 

The act of cumming in your hand and then going and slapping your friend in the face with it. Conceived and employed in Kentwood, MI

My friends didn't believe I nailed her so I had to give him a Kentwood Clam Chowder to prove it.

Kentwood Clam Chowder by FancyFeet Carter May 8, 2011

salty clam chowder 

Dip your sweaty testicles into some clam chowder to make it extra salty.

Man 1: This customer is being rude af

Man 2: You should serve them some salty clam chowder
Man 1: Dude fuck yea

salty clam chowder by ClappingCheeks69 April 12, 2022

New England Clam Chowder 

A meal that was bestowed unto man by the gods. The best thing to come in a can (after chees-whiz, of course). Yummy little bits of clam suspended among hunks of potatoes by delicious gravy. It's good right out of the can.

Gary: Hey I'm going to the grocery store. You want me to get you anything while I'm there?

Phil: Yeah, get me a couple of cans of New England Clam Chowder.

New England Clam Chowder by Fat & Furious January 9, 2014

clam chowder shower 

When a man ejaculates on a women's face and/or body and passes a kidney stone at the same time.

Guy 1: Dude my dick still hurt after i clam chowder showered that hoe.

Guy 2: You should get that shit checked out bro.

clam chowder shower by dan and george June 30, 2011

Clam Chowder Swirly 

A ritual from an orgy when all men ejaculate into a bowl, and after the females dump their heads in, in an orderly fashion

Sorry mom, I have to borrow your bowl from the kitchen cuz we need it for the clam chowder swirly later

Clam Chowder Swirly by 89zamja May 18, 2015

long island clam chowder

When a guy blows a load in a girls dirty pussy and then lets it crust up before eating her out

Jon was hungry from banging Kelly so he had some long island clam chowder from her discolored box

long island clam chowder by primo box April 17, 2014

Clam Chowder

When a man cums in a womans pussy then eats her out.

After John blew his load into Carol he was in the mood for some Clam Chowder.

Clam Chowder by Efetuals February 26, 2008