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Life is like a box of chocolates

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It doesn't last long if you're fat
Karen reported Jimmy to the authorities after he said "you're life is like a box of chocolates, it won't last long because you're fat". Jimmy is on trial currently. F in the chat for Jimmy.
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chocolateism • chocolatism • Chocolatistic • chocolategasm • Chocolatest • Chocolatiest • chocolatise • chocolotism • gamble chocolates • Alaskan ChocolateShake

chocolategasm 

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When tasting chocolate and feeling the full pleasure of it and sighing as you taste it, making all your problems disappear. :)
Sally: "Man, periods suck"

Jane: "Here, have this" *passes chocolate*

Sally: "Mmm" *sighs*

Jane: "Oh you just had a chocolategasm!"
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Chocolatistic 

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Chocolatistic: someone who loves chocolate and all chocolate-related products
Example: He only eats chocolate desserts; he is such a chocolatistic person
Chocolatistic by Dr. Ayman June 16, 2020
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chocolatistic 

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Chocolatistic: someone who loves chocolate and all chocolate-related products
Example: He only eats chocolate desserts; he is such a chocolatistic person
chocolatistic by Dr. Ayman June 16, 2020
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Valentine Chocolates 

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When you cum into a bowl, then use a used heroine jab to collect the cum.
Buy some caramel chocolate and use a separate needle to dispose of the caramel.
Inject the cum into the chocolate and give it to your valentine!
I gave gracie some special valentine chocolates
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Box of chocolates 

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A mysterious box of candy (can be heart-shaped) in which one never picks the actual chocolates with confidence.
Yuck! After eating the chocolate with orange filling, I'm going to have to eat another 7 or 8 of these from the box of chocolates to wash down that nasty aftertaste.
Box of chocolates by G Z April 7, 2009
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