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shot checkers 

1. (n.) A particularly exhilirating drinking game involving checkers. Players substitute shot glasses filled with liquor for the red and black plastic checkers pieces. Standard rules of checkers apply. Once a player's shot glass is jumped by the opponent, he must drink the contents of the glass right away. Double jumps in this version of checkers are especially devastating. If player's head collapes on the board, it is an automatic forfeit.
We kicked off that party with a good game of shot checkers.

In the Shot Checkers Championship, she was totally kicking my ass. I had one glass left, and her three glasses has me cornered in. I was all washed up. Then, to my surprise, she passed out right before my eyes and I was crowned the Shot Checkers Champion. What an unforseen turn of events.
shot checkers by Greg May 13, 2005
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Checkers 

"So I heard you and Jessica were playing checkers in the back of the library yesterday!"

"Yup!"
Checkers by Harry.Styles.Bish April 1, 2015

Best Checkers Buddy in the World 

A: "I was playing checkers with my Best Checkers Buddy in the World the other night."

B: "Oh, you mean Blake?"

Chickenism 

When someone's input to a conversation is not at all valuable and is often lacking severely in insight.
Person 1 (Chickenism): 'Whatever... Just means... Whatever!'

Person 1: 'Can I have a can of Lilt?'
Person 2: 'What?'
Person 1: 'You know, Lilt!'
Person 2: 'Spell it.'
Person 1 (Chickenism): 'Yes, Lilt, L - I - T - E, Lilt!'
Chickenism by Al3xand3r July 20, 2009

checkers 

a "Burgers-Fries-Cola" joint found in DC, MD, and VA(possibly in other east coast cities). Quite possibly the best burgers and fries you can get short of being gourmet... beware, they are really big, and really greasy.
Person #1: Do you want to go to McDonalds or Arby's?
Person #2: Nah, let's go to Checkers.
checkers by carmen November 6, 2003

Jonnny Checkers

A folk hero , has lived many lifetimes. Starting to become a movement In Albuquerque , New Mexico. May or may not be the jesus of the southwest.
Did you happen to hear about that boy Jonnny Checkers ? Some say he went on a hot air balloon ride and never came back.

play chess, not checkers 

Another way to say work smarter, not harder.
(Playing *INSERT SHOOTER GAME HERE*)
Person 1: That damned sniper always manages to shoot me dead, even though I keep hitting them with my bullets.
Person 2: Play chess, not checkers.