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dave chappelle 

One of the funniest man alive. A gennous in comedy.
He had a show called "Chappelle's Show" in which he made 2 seasons. He had a third seasosn of previously cancelled episodes called the "Lost Episodes". All three seasons are on DVD. But it, its a must.
Billy: Dave, I dont feel so good, could you call the nurse?
Dave CHappelle: Sure Billy, whats wrong? are you alright?
Dave Chappelle calling the nurse: Nurse could you come in here quickly please? Billy is getting his ass whipped in street ball and I need a witness.
dave chappelle by cates September 25, 2006
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Dave Chappelle 

A comic genius who is admired by many but only appreciated by few. Many people only find his shallow humor funny and are blown away by some of the most clever and critical jokes he creates.
People who only talk about the Second Season of Chappelle's Show or people that only recognized his talents after the airing of the aforementioned show.
Dave Chappelle by NReb April 14, 2004

Chappell 

this clan has been rouge mercanaries for years. since the origination in africa their family have spread far and wide. each major war in history has had their name come up at least once or twice. do not mess with any of this clan. even the weakest member is capable of taking on ten armed men and coming out unscathed. best bet with fighting them is to catch them while they're off gaurd. most likely when they're in a coma. in other words, you have about as much chance beating Chuck Norris than a two year old in this clan
guy 1: I do believe we're fucked

guy 2: why?

guy 1: they sent Chappell's

guy 2: who's up for suicide?
Kolhapuri chappals are Indian hand-crafted leather slippers that are locally tanned using vegetable dyes. Indian parents also use this to slap the $hit out of their kids
"Abe yar, do your homework or ill give you a chappal"
"my mom gave me a chappal last night for doing it with ranjit"
chappal by Daliva.Gabriel June 16, 2016

Dave Chappelle 

Dave is the God of comedy. Do you know why? Cuz he's from the streets bitch!
"Man white people are gonna freakout when they find out what skeet means. And when they do it will be like:
Oh my god what have we done"
Dave Chappelle by Midnight November 29, 2004

Chappelling 

(verb) - Having anything and everything go wrong at the most inopportune of times. One may say that they're "really killing it right now, guys" or that "this is fine, everything is fine" when it is indeed the exact opposite.
You know you're Chappelling pretty hard when you go to start a timed quiz on your labtop for pharmacology and your charging cord lights on fire.
Chappelling by TheERSlimShady October 5, 2016

dave chappelle 

A comedian with great material and an unbelieveable voice to deliver it
Dave Chappelle funniest sketch was "Black Bush" "THE NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHER!"