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Key Chaining 

When a married man goes out clubbing or bar hopping with friends and puts his wedding ring on his key chain so he can pretend to be single and have fun. Now this doesn't mean that he is going to cheat on his wife, it just means that it's easier to have fun in a club if you're not dancing by yourself 'cause every woman there can see that you're married.
Guy 1 "Dude, where's your wedding ring?"

Guy 2 " I'm Key Chaining tonight"
Key Chaining by Dracco Hulka February 9, 2010
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daisy chaining 

British teenagers engaging in a form of group sex The practice involves teenagers going to each others' homes to engage in sex with multiple partners.
I'm going to Susie's house to daisy chain with a bunch of British chicks.

Gold Chaining 

Gold chaining is the term used to describe the activity of talking up one of the boys to a person of the opposite sex. Gold chaining put simply is "the act of talking up one of the boys therefore increasing his chances of impressing a person of the opposite sex" one can also gold chain himself, this is only effective when the object can subtly but surely make himself known as a 'boss dog'.
"Who is he and what does he do?"
"Oh that's just Stevie, he's just a mate. He taught Tiger Woods how to play golf, it was all him"
That's perfect Gold Chaining!!
Gold Chaining by Iwik Naibaf November 1, 2011

daisy chaining 

when (usually boys in private schools) gather round and toss each other off
daisy chaining by john May 14, 2003

Like-Chaining 

Like Chaining: Going on a website such as ILike or something, and reading through at least 500 or more phrases that you actually do like, and then realizing how long you've been sitting at your computer just liking random shit.
Jennifer- Kirsten, I thought we were going to go to Zumiez today!!

Kirsten- Sorry, mate, was like-chaining as soon as I got home from the concert..

Jennifer- You're an addict.
Like-Chaining by Mama Cosma February 19, 2011

video chaining 

The act of watching one video after another from each newly created list of suggested videos.
I was video chaining for three hours on YouTube last night.
video chaining by borkul May 28, 2016

Corn-chaining 

Eating undigested corn from faeces, then repeating this process in a chain of different people until said corn is digested.
A: I think I'm just going to do some corn-chaining with the family this weekend.
B: Nice. I had a 7-man corn-chain going last month.
Corn-chaining by ChewCracker October 7, 2020