Carpet Bomb 

The act of mass texting the opposite sex in hopes of getting a hook-up or booty callfor the night. The texter or bombardier would see who responded and pick the best option to get with that night.

Guy 1: "I just carpet bombed my black book"

Guy2: "Nice, I guess you are getting some tonight."

Carpet Bomb by DjCrunkable September 13, 2012

Carpet Bomb 

To fart and walk at the same time, multiple times, in a public environment. Leaving a trail of stink none can tell the origin of.

Man 1- *carpet bombs sidewalk*
Woman- What is that smell?!
Man 2- I have no idea, but it's everywhere!

Carpet Bomb by Urban-Legend March 5, 2015

carpet bomb 

When a person grows a few marijuana plants preferably auto flowering and lets a male fully pollinate a female lets the seeds mature you should have close to 1000 to 2000 seeds and you go around throwing a bunch on peoples laws, vacant lots, bushes, near abandoned train tracks state parks any and every were you get the idea

i had a friend who's a dedicated 420 activist he talks of out growing the government so as a jolk he carpet bombed the bank with 80 of em

carpet bomb by spazingorilla May 29, 2009

carpet bomb 

When a docter doesn't know what's wrong with you so they give you a whole bunch of antibiotics and steriods, hoping they will kill whatever you have.

We don't know what wrong with you so we gonna do a carpet bomb. Here's a handful of colorful pills. It might make you better and make you worse than when you came in. Fingers crossed!

carpet bomb by Dr. No Care December 17, 2009

carpet bomb 

When a female repeatedly dips her "carpet" on a defeated opponent's face, generally as a sign of disrespect or dominance. Effectively a female version of the "teabag."

As with the "V Bag" this is mostly used in the gaming community by female players who have defeated a disrespectful or arrogant opponant. A way of putting gamer jerks in their place.

After you pwn that arrogant n00b, carpet bomb him a few times before he respawns!

carpet bomb by the lordbaddkitty April 27, 2009

Carpet Bomb 

When you take a shit on a public restroom floor. similar to that of doing the "helicopter" but going number 2 instead of 1. normally the center of the room is ideal so that everyone coming into the bathroom can witness your raid on terror. or you can go for the silent approach and drop it in the stall leaving a pleasant suprise

bro 1: dude i just did a helicopter in the ampm bathroom
bro 2: fuck ya bro ill go finish it up with a carpet bomb!
bro 1: hahaha!
bro 2: hahaha!

Carpet Bomb by CgT87 December 9, 2011

Carpet Bomb 

When having intercourse with a female, as you are about to ejaculate, pull out and splooge on her pubic hair.

"How was last night with Sophie?"
"Brah, I totally carpet bombed that hoe! My nut was all over that bush."

Carpet Bomb by TheTarkKnight March 10, 2015