can opener 

a derogatory term for a male homosexual

Check out those two guys, I bet you they are a pair of can openers

can opener by rich219 May 21, 2006

Can Opener 

The can opener is when the male proceeds to do her from behind and puts both thumbs in her butthole.

I was boning my girlfriend and decided to perform the can opener.

I still smell her ass on my thumbs now.

Can Opener by Jim lahey69 October 12, 2020

Can Opener 

I alone control the Can Opener...The Can Opener obeys only me.

I am the goddess of Can Openers...FEAR ME!!

Can Opener by Amber Almighty December 29, 2004

Can Opener 

Such a fierce buttox explosion that the methane all comes out at once. Causing the cheeks to fully seperate, and observers to flee.
Almost toxic.

As Jim went to light his cigarette, the extremelly large woman bending over in front of him let out a can opener causing the whole place to explode.

Can Opener by Jackie & Emilie August 3, 2004

Can Opener 

A vagina with tremendous muscular control; e.g. capable of opening a can.

Q: Have you got any beer in the back of your truck?

A: Nope, sorry dude I've only got your girlfriend back here.

Dude: Well, be careful, she's got a real can opener.

Can Opener by Oregontrials November 30, 2009

can opener 

Someone with a cleft lip

He might be retarded but he comes with a can opener.

can opener by Pandafister28 January 28, 2021

Can opener 

A sexual movement when penetrating partner from behind, reaching over their head and gripping the roof on their mouth pulling up while thrusting, simulating a can being opened. (Other hand can pull hair simultaneously as you pull on roof of mouth)

I gave that girl a can opener. She gonna know who split her open.

Can opener by DirtyD@wg June 14, 2022