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Humper Bumper 

The bumper that cushions the strawberry jelly and chocolate pudding factory from any who may try to enter.
Damn, my humper bumper is sore after last nights boning
Humper Bumper by CarbonBlight October 11, 2020

hummer bumper 

Facial hair grown in the attempt to protect a mans face from another mans abdomen.
Steve got so sick of hurting his nose, he decided to grow a hummer bumper
hummer bumper by fx2ce5 August 3, 2010

Bummer Hummer 

Blow job equal to a pity fuck
Sara gave roger a bummer hummer after she saw him wallowing in self pity at the party
Bummer Hummer by Mtbeb September 18, 2017

Hummer Bummer

When anal is performed in the back of a car.
Hey man how was that hummer bummer last night?
Hummer Bummer by Comota March 22, 2017