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brown sockin' it

the point at which diarrhea is unholdable and you rip a mudslide down your pants and on or into your sock(s)turning it/them brown.
"I love mexican food!"
"Yeah, me too. but I always end up brown sockin' it afterwards."
brown sockin' it by Mitch Trimble October 21, 2007

Louisiana Brown Socking 

Pooping into a sock and then hitting one's mother with it. An act originating from backwoods Louisiana. First done by the young and confused Michel Dodging, after becoming frustrated with his mother he performed a bowel movement into a tube sock then proceeded to hit his mother over the head with it.
Dude, I pooped in a sock and hit my mom with it.
Louisiana Brown Socking by Ewok2ab September 27, 2003

Louisianna Brown Socking 

This first originated in backwoods Louisianna where a young confused Micheal Lincher, after being profusely beaten by his mother, then proceeded to brown sock his mother. First perform a bowel movement into a long tube sock.(soccer socks are also good)Then run at your victim twirling the sock in a circular, battle ready motion. Let loose on the persons face with a deafening blow. For a more "explosive" impact, use panty hose.
Take this Micheal Dorn ! ! !!!! ! HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Monkey Brownsock 

Similar to a brownsock, but with the addition of a monkey punch to help in the complicated process. As you pinksock your lover, you punch her in the back of the head to cause a disruption in her concentration, resulting in a loss of bowel control and the same ultimate outcome as the brownsock.
She wanted to try a brownsock but she was having trouble shitting during it, so I gave her a monkey brownsock instead!
Monkey Brownsock by zagen December 7, 2009

Brownsock 

Having a Penis tanned enough that it resembles a large brown sock.
Friends calling you 'Oi, Brownsock! Pint?' infront of groups of girls, who always ask for explanation, always...
Brownsock by brownsock June 28, 2009

Brownsock 

To pinksock your lover whilst they take a shit. very complicated process. gets messy.
Last night i brownsocked micheal.