Bod Dole is the man. He was in a Pepsi commercial at his age, for crying out loud! If he had been the president in '92, Clinton wouldn't have been screwing the interns and making a mockery of the American Presidency.
God, Bob Dole is the Dark Lord. When he perishes he will lay at rest for nine solemn days while the whole world shalt mourn and finally the Dark Lord will rise to power once again and cock-slap bill clintons hairy grandmother. Bob Dole is simply the man whom has almighty powers over the world. In short, Bob Dole is a scenile old coot who speaks in third person.